My name is Brutus, and I have a shopping addiction!
You see, it all started out when I was very young. My mom put sweaters on me from the first day that I came home with her. See?
That is when my fashion obsession began. Nowadays, I like to mix it up a little more than just a blue cable-knit. Lets start with game-day attire. I mean, my name isn’t Brutus for nothing!
We begin with the classic jersey. This jersey is perfect because it can continue across seasons. I’ll be able to wear this sucker for the rest of my life. The material is very breathable and easy to move in as well if I want to take a little run during half time.
Now this, this is a little t-shirt I would like to call “Where’s Brutus?” I feel a little silly in horizontal stripes, but my mom likes it because it says my name on it. No offense mom, but is your memory going bad or something that you need to buy me a shirt with my name on it?
Last up for game-day attire, is the hooded sweatshirt. This may be my favorite all around piece of clothing. Why, you ask? Well it is super casual and great for those fall days. Plus, it has the versatility to wear on days other than game days.
That concludes pieces for game-day. Now, let’s move along to what my mom calls my stud-muffin shirt. I mean, I know I look pretty fly in this polo but it’s a little hard to move in. That is why it is reserved for dates with the ladies.
Next up, a t-shirt that I really don’t wear all too often. Honestly, it’s a little tight on the guns. I really like to show off the money makers, but I can only wear this little article for short periods at a time. I mean I know what it says and I offered to get a tattoo that has my mom’s name in a middle of heart. But, she settled on this so I wear it for her.
Lastly, we have a classic sweater. I love wearing this thing around the holiday season. In fact, this is exactly when my mom pulls this beast out. I can only wear it for so long because I get hot running around in this thing.
Well, that concludes that fashion show. I have some more pieces in my collection, but
I’m around all weekend to take fashion questions ; )