So I know all of you know she’s pregnant. And by pregnant, I mean HUGE! Seriously, please tell me that nobody else looks like this:
Ok, ok, you get the point. However, how can you not love her when she says things like this taken from here:
On finding out she was pregnant: “We were goin’ to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out… do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt.”
On her big baby: “There is only one, there is only one girl. But I did get knocked up by a baller…. That’s what I get, he’s like 6’4″.”
On her food cravings: “This week it’s peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I’ll put some salt on my hand like I’m taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.”
On her dessert cravings: “They’re called Slutty Brownies. They are a layer of cookie dough, a layer of Oreo cookies and a layer of brownie dough, and then you bake it together. It’s amazing.” Why are they called Slutty Brownies? “I don’t know. I guess a lot goes into them?”
On her pregnant sex life: “I am definitely ‘feeling intimate.’ I’m kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!”
On her new nickname: “I came up with it because I was sweating my butt off and I just started calling myself ‘Swamp Ass.’ Like, I have swamp ass right now. I have major swamp ass because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut…. I’m wearing these Spanx and we’re under these hot lights… it’s very humid in there.”
On her water breaking: “I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”
Some may find her a little raunchy, an over-sharer, or just down right classless. Me, however, find her to be so down to earth and hilarious! I swear there are 5 babies in that belly, but other than that, I laugh every time sometime comes out of her mouth!
What about you….what are your thoughts on Miss Simpson?